For the ladies; when you've got a suitor whose head is way up above the space and who thinks so highly of himself, how would you deal with this guy? Personally, it kept me wondering, who would ever say "yes" to this kind of person with so much arrogance and pride in himself.
This conversation is quoted directly from the text messages sent to each other (the lady and the suitor, of course, who else?). I wonder how the ladies would feel and react to this scenario:
Finally, after three years of pestering the lady with his text messages, hoping to pursue and win her heart, she finally gave in...
Lady: (Annoyed already with the guy's persistence) Okay, let me give you a chance to court me... since it is your right anyway, but let's just see if you can get what you want...
Guy: Cge go! Ky murag suwerte ka naku! Ganahan ko nga parehas ug relihiyon akong gf. (Translation: Okay, go... Because I think you are very lucky to have me as your boyfriend. I want a girl friend with the same religion as mine.)
Lady: (Surprised with the guy's arrogance and exaggerated pride in himself) Ako swerte nimu? Wa ka malefong? Entrada palang nimu hangin na. How would you expect to get a good girlfriend?
(Translation: Me? Lucky to have you? Are you kidding me? How you ever expect to get a good girlfriend when your introduction is already very arrogant.
Guy: Sounds like hambog? Naa man pod ko'y ikapang hambog. Number 1, finished the 6 year course doctor of Dental Medicine; 2. I am a gold medalist in Taekwando... etc...
(Translation: Does it sound like bragging or arrogant to you? Well, I have something to brag anyway. First, I finished the 6 year course, doctor of Dental Medicine. Second, I am a gold medalist in Taekwando... etc.
The lady was so speechless and decided not to say anything anymore, giving a good consideration to the saying that goes: "If you can not say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
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